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May Demotivational Poster


STAR WARS -




DICK CLARK HAS DIED. - WE CAN NO LONGER RING IN THE NEW YEAR ... WELL PLAYED MAYANS, WELL PLAYED !


TAGS: new year dick clark mayans
Rating: 4.63/5

More motifakes by MuddySoapfish

SteveFurlong - April 23, 2012, 10:14 pm
OMG, that was unexpected and funny.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 23, 2012, 8:28 pm
That’s hilarious!


MAYANS - Maybe not the best at predicting stuff


TAGS: mayans
Rating: 4.62/5

More motifakes by Kstoker

thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 31, 2013, 10:28 pm
Now, now. We haven't given the archeologists time to find the second half of the calendar so they can say, "Oooooh! This explains why we were wrong." *snicker*
motifayk - January 22, 2013, 9:11 am
The fun part is Mayans never predicted an apocalypse... 1990's Mayanist scholars misinterpreted the Mayan symbols.
maoworks2 - December 13, 2012, 1:22 pm
Maybe ?


A CAREER'S LEGACY -


TAGS: engineers may suck but lawyers lick
Rating: 4.8/5

More motifakes by ICEMAN

Anything - April 18, 2010, 2:39 pm
think of one, or copypasta a joke onto MSpaint and make a poster.
SerpentMaster - April 15, 2010, 10:28 pm
how long does it take for you people to come up with these really good ones?
spacedog - April 15, 2010, 7:45 pm
Agreed. Good one Ice, 5Ls.
Airman - April 15, 2010, 11:41 am
good one ice
ICEMAN - April 15, 2010, 11:27 am
Thanks Kids. And for what its worth Face, the brew is always cold & on tap at my place. ;)
Faceplant31 - April 15, 2010, 10:41 am
Nice one Ice! @ Bone - Howsa bout you and ice get together and figure out a way to keep the beer cold and always on tap. The motifam will be able to keep y'all company.
BoneCD - April 15, 2010, 7:34 am
That's 5 Ice!!!! As an engineer, I'm sure I'm going to hell...
forseti - April 15, 2010, 3:33 am
love it!
SerpentMaster - April 15, 2010, 2:20 am
geniuss
CANADA - April 15, 2010, 1:59 am
ahahahaha! thats great!


CINCO DE MAYO - I don't get it?


TAGS: cinco de mayo
Rating: 3.17/5

More motifakes by KENANDREWS2

nicholsjoshua15 - May 10, 2013, 1:14 am
Good one, five stars.
agdaniele - May 6, 2010, 1:17 am
Why don't you look at us when you're submitting posters?
agdaniele - May 6, 2010, 1:16 am
You gotta take a look at posters once in awhile... this is a motivational poster site, not a cum dumpster. Please at least stick around, look at us, communicate, etc... we mean more to you, right? Not just somewhere to drop a load of posters, then leave?
thatonechick - May 6, 2010, 12:57 am
I'll 5 bomb yours from school when I get the chance...
Cubbybear - May 6, 2010, 12:56 am
Now I'm gonna get bombed:(
thatonechick - May 6, 2010, 12:54 am
Sorry... I'll go to my room. :(
Cubbybear - May 6, 2010, 12:54 am
Yup...!!!
agdaniele - May 6, 2010, 12:50 am
Where have I seen this before? Three posters ago!!!


THE CONFUSION OF NOT KNOWING YOURSELF -


TAGS: confusion dismay anger nothing
Rating: 4.23/5

More motifakes by M0rd3kaI

M0rd3kaI - February 16, 2013, 5:59 pm
Thanks Space...
spacedog - February 16, 2013, 5:54 pm
Boom. 5L Right on the money Kai.


MAYBE SHE'S BORN WITH IT. MAYBE ITS HEROIN -


TAGS: maybe she s born with it maybe its heroin courtney love
Rating: 3.31/5

More motifakes by Solgard

Girzilla - March 30, 2010, 6:13 pm
I'm going with heroin.
crysallis_27 - September 29, 2009, 11:59 pm
Warning: also useful 4 scaring the [email protected]#! out of small children!
Derek - September 29, 2009, 11:23 pm
Maybe it's white-gothic. Somewhat cadaverous though.


IF YOU'RE OCD -


TAGS: may challenge ocd
Rating: 4.43/5

More motifakes by sickartist

Feasibly - May 18, 2010, 10:08 pm
A ringing bazziiingaaa!
agdaniele - May 18, 2010, 8:43 pm
Perfect perfect. Perfect.
Faceplant31 - May 18, 2010, 4:22 pm
Perfect!


LOYALTY - its not the things we do its not the things we loose for we are here by your side, till the day we die


TAGS: pain may hurt
Rating: 4.83/5

More motifakes by axe11154

rerun - August 16, 2012, 6:56 pm

post to twist as well.
GaryO - August 16, 2012, 1:38 pm
N-I-C-E


FELIZ CINCO DE MAYO!!! - Grab a senorita, a margarita, and some comida, And lets celebrate beating... The FRENCH? WTF? Who DIDN'T beat the French?


TAGS: cinco de mayo
Rating: 4.11/5

More motifakes by Chef

agdaniele - May 5, 2010, 7:01 pm
YAY!


THIS EVIL ANIMAL -


TAGS: may challenge evil animals barney must die
Rating: 4.74/5

More motifakes by sickartist

yup - October 10, 2012, 2:34 pm
Yes! Yes! Oh God YEEEEEEEEEEEEES!!!
Sho - June 9, 2010, 10:17 pm
+300. +50 One shot kill. 100+ Longshot. 50+ Headshot. Good kill, good kill
Adams - May 30, 2010, 1:13 pm
Yes, yes, yes!!
TheGrayFox - May 23, 2010, 6:32 am
in the name of all that is holy... RIP HIS FRIKEN GUTS OUT AND DANCE ON HIS CORPSE.
lesterinside - May 14, 2010, 11:13 am
I love you, we love Sick! 5L
MO - May 13, 2010, 8:31 am
BAM!!! Instant classic!!
pieman - May 11, 2010, 9:15 am
All praise Sick. You thought you would never need your army training again. 5 head shots.


RUINATION -


TAGS: temple empire mayan nation expiration
Rating: 4.88/5

More motifakes by BuggattEH

thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 20, 2012, 2:01 am
Ouch! But so true. 5
williamnwz - June 30, 2011, 8:04 pm
No one lives forever
forseti - June 30, 2011, 3:15 am
5!
Feasibly - June 29, 2011, 9:30 pm
Utmo5t am5omeness, Bug....
tellitlikeitis - June 29, 2011, 8:04 pm
Very nice and deep thinking here.


LEFT TO RIGHT, MAYAN WARRIOR, AZTEC EAGLE WARRIOR. DON'T FORGET TO DUCK. -


TAGS: well played spain mayan warrior aztec eagle warrior
Rating: 4.6/5

More motifakes by Ed-Hyde

Ed-Hyde - September 13, 2010, 10:00 am
Thank you for all the great comments.
Iconoclast - September 10, 2010, 5:27 pm
Great pictures. If you try AutoMotivator http://wigflip.com/automotivator/ you might get a bit more punch on your poster. 5 Mayan Temples.
AudioStalker - September 10, 2010, 4:42 pm
Go México. Arriba los Guerreros Aguila!
Feasibly - September 10, 2010, 10:33 am
Nice one Ed. I would center the caption up more to make it look more uniform, but 5 anyway.


29 MAY 1985 - It didn't matter that day if it is called Soccer or Football


TAGS: heysel stadium disaster 29 may 1985 liverpool juventus rnr
Rating: 1.76/5

More motifakes by RnR

Football - June 26, 2009, 4:19 am
... because it's FOOTBALL!


SOULMATE -


TAGS: soulmayte world probability meet concurrence
Rating: 4.82/5

More motifakes by gas

rerun - February 3, 2013, 10:32 am

I call BS Oiler, you just got lucky after the 1st 3.6 billion
Oiler - February 3, 2013, 10:25 am
May 19, 2007 was my lucky day...but there were only 6.5 billion to look thru then.
Zetmonk - February 28, 2012, 5:17 am
Well said!


LICENSE PLATES - Can tell a lot about a person.


TAGS: lol timmay fail
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by RiddleMeThis

agdaniele - March 19, 2010, 7:31 pm
Like why they make bad motifakes?


OBI-WAN KENOBI - May the fourth be with you ...




DANTE - He's immortal and badass. Your not. Yeah your screwed


TAGS: devil may cry devilmaycry
Rating: 1.55/5

More motifakes by Clayton

nobodyofdistinction - September 8, 2015, 9:45 pm
Your screwed apparently. "My screwed what?" you ask? Your screwed, um, kitchen table! Remember kids, when you're on your computer and you're not sure whether everyone will think you're an idiot, it's probably best to keep your stupidity to yourself.
zerp - August 18, 2009, 4:36 pm
My what? My what!?


CALL ME MAYBE - Someone PLEASE make it stop!




ENTERTAINING -


TAGS: fun joke mayo pudding party
Rating: 4.64/5

More motifakes by Iconoclast

Kyronic - July 26, 2012, 11:51 pm
I will make it my duty to do this!
robbidos - July 12, 2012, 1:16 am
guiness out of an oil can works too, but isnt vanilla pudding yellow?
CloudchaserS - July 8, 2012, 10:16 pm
For additional effect, buy a new 1 gallon gas can and use it to drink out of.


CINCO DE MAYO PARTY TIP: - Dress sharp.




ADVERTISING -


TAGS: maybe not good advertising wytch
Rating: 4.07/5

More motifakes by Wytch

Cyberhagen - August 31, 2011, 4:58 pm
Snaaap! I didn't get it at first. Ouch.


END OF THE WORLD -




LIONS - With this many haters around.... They may mean nothing at all!


TAGS: more negative lions are given out by haters than positive ones by fans your low ratings may be a sign of respect your high rating may mean nothing at all comments and compliments mean more than lions
Rating: 3/5

More motifakes by TheTrashHeap

crazzyd77 - December 29, 2012, 8:16 pm
How sad
TheTrashHeap - December 3, 2009, 5:48 pm
"prolly have aids by now" WTF are you even talking about?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 3, 2009, 4:42 pm
You have a lot of anger in you GrimFilth........Show us on the dolly where the bad man touched you, You'll feel better.
GrimFilth - December 3, 2009, 4:28 pm
3 fat fucks and many rangers. bet the fatties can't even track down a sandwich in the fridge. It comforts me knowing they prolly have aids by now, and they can't see their own penises
MrRandom - December 3, 2009, 12:32 am
know it alls been a very racist commenter for some time.
BoneCD - December 3, 2009, 12:25 am
I see what you mean...taking something innocent as the crew for the Big Game hunt standing in the background, like a Coach would in a Team Photo, and making it racist!
BoneCD - December 3, 2009, 12:20 am
Hey, I didn't know WTF you talking about there Space...So I took a shot in the dark
spacedog - December 3, 2009, 12:19 am
I meant Knowitalls version and comment. I like TTH's poster.
BoneCD - December 3, 2009, 12:17 am
Me too, I can see the Lion's figs...so damn disgusting.
spacedog - December 3, 2009, 12:15 am
I'm a bit surprised that his poster was approved.
rerun - December 2, 2009, 5:29 pm

Well, we all know that know it all is prone to being racist.
LogicDude - December 2, 2009, 5:26 pm
But Know_nothing's version is as racist as his comment below is...
rerun - December 2, 2009, 3:31 pm

know it posted his own version of this poster....lame
spacedog - December 2, 2009, 3:25 pm
I'm pretty sure those are the knowledgeable guides that took the fat guys out there, knowitall. They get paid to keep the fatties alive, not pose as tough guys.
know_it_all - December 2, 2009, 3:03 pm
lol, all the black people had to stand in the back
agdaniele - December 1, 2009, 9:23 pm
X-tra, try making this poster... use the same picture, but add your text. Submit it... I'll approve it. Let's see how it does. Please and thank you.
Jericho - December 1, 2009, 7:02 pm
Hmm...Maybe Next Picture They Can Take With A Bunch Of Slaughtered Defenseless Baby Otters...Assholes.
TheTrashHeap - December 1, 2009, 6:11 pm
xopster i think you missed the joke. we vote in lions on motifake.....
Xopster - December 1, 2009, 6:09 pm
great picture, stupid text. How about: Q How mandy dicks with guns does it take to kill a beautiful Lion? Answer....
DreMagnum - December 1, 2009, 6:05 pm
I agree with you TTH as well
spacedog - December 1, 2009, 6:01 pm
I totally agree with the sentiment TrashHeap. Comments count, votes don't amount. 5Ls
TheTrashHeap - December 1, 2009, 5:41 pm
Just learn not to care about ratings. If at least 1 regular likes my poster enough to comment I am happy.
Jmac0585 - December 1, 2009, 5:37 pm
I registered this complaint a month ago in the forum. It's Irritating.
Derek - December 1, 2009, 5:24 pm
A portait of a dead lion and a pack of assholes. Demotivating all right.
TheTrashHeap - December 1, 2009, 5:17 pm
3.67 after 3 votes! Thanks for proving my point hater!
TheTrashHeap - December 1, 2009, 5:09 pm
Thanx GS. It came to me in a dream.
GreyScorpion - December 1, 2009, 5:07 pm
5 HooRahs!


OMG ITS - TIMMAY!




2012 - One Mayan says, "Hey, Chuck, I ran out of ink for my calendar." "No worries, I see some boats coming in the horizon. Let's just stop there."


TAGS: mayans end time calendar 2012
Rating: 4.65/5

More motifakes by kyleman79

Reality Lord - December 29, 2011, 5:34 pm

lolz...and set an avatar so we can poke fun of you in posters.


LIFE - Live It


TAGS: live fully tomorrow may not come
Rating: 4.18/5

More motifakes by Airman

GreyScorpion - December 17, 2009, 7:34 pm
Hell, why would you want to live to 40? 5 lb's of Bacon


CREATIVE WRITING -


TAGS: may challenge job application
Rating: 4.8/5

More motifakes by sickartist

Sean - May 5, 2010, 8:09 pm
Get your ass to despair.com, you maginificent bastard ... and please ask them why they never return my calls. Please. 5.
agdaniele - May 5, 2010, 1:57 pm
Applications are the best venue for creative writing. 5


IF THEY'VE BEEN TESTED - that means there are 'Testers' I just found my new career path




Sometimes I just sits! -


TAGS: sitting thinking yes no maybe
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by demon001

Silverheart - June 6, 2014, 9:11 am

I can relate to this'n.


CINCO DE MAYO - thank you, Mexico, for helping me loosing my virginity


TAGS: cinco de mayo
Rating: 2.78/5

More motifakes by mike34

mike34 - May 6, 2010, 7:26 am
Sorry for the mistake. It can happen to anyone. Plus English is not my official language. Sorry again
ICEMAN - May 5, 2010, 11:29 pm
Geez, doesn't anyone in this wide wide world of sports know how to spell 'losing'?


UNCLE TIMMIE -


TAGS: timmy not timmay cyanide happiness
Rating: 4.86/5

More motifakes by Kspace

Kspace - July 11, 2010, 3:05 pm
@ Claire...no, that avatar of yours is amazing 5L @ animated TARDiS!
Claire - July 11, 2010, 1:58 pm
This is amazing.
Reality Lord - July 11, 2010, 11:43 am

ditto
agdaniele - July 11, 2010, 11:19 am
Love it!!! 5L


MAY 4TH -


TAGS: may darth vader guinnis beer
Rating: 4.76/5

More motifakes by champ99

champ99 - May 4, 2011, 4:03 pm
Thanks Cranky. I am humbled.
crankyhead - May 4, 2011, 3:46 pm
Cheer5 to you too Champ =)
champ99 - May 4, 2011, 3:32 pm
Thanks CB, coming from you that is high praise.
CaptainBaked - May 4, 2011, 3:26 pm
Brilliant!


17:59 - OFFICIAL GUINNESS TIME -




BE CAREFUL - Marijuana may cause: Intelligent thought, peaceful bliss, love and the feeling of oneness with your world


TAGS: be careful marijuana may cause
Rating: 3.17/5

More motifakes by Budog

Hinoron - December 5, 2015, 10:14 pm
How about "clarity of thought, by removing your ability to think of more than one thing at a time"?
Budog - January 28, 2012, 12:00 am
Well it felt brilliant at the time... LOL
Zetmonk - January 27, 2012, 5:33 am
Intelligent thought? Really?


MAY 2011 -


TAGS: osama bush obama may 2011
Rating: 3.94/5

More motifakes by Krishire

DrSynth - May 4, 2011, 11:00 pm
i love it 5L
ShadowSerpent - May 3, 2011, 7:42 am
You're not the only one, I laughed quite a bit as well. But I guess it's a gamer thing...
CaptainBaked - May 2, 2011, 2:21 pm
Why am I the only one that finds this quite funny...


IN THE BACK OF MY MIND -


TAGS: maybe she is trying to tell me something
Rating: 3.41/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

agdaniele - July 29, 2009, 11:06 pm
Perfection. 5L
BoneCD - July 29, 2009, 5:19 pm
This has been one crazy Wednesday...keep postin' guys, keep postin' em
BoneCD - July 29, 2009, 5:16 pm
LMAO
Sean - July 29, 2009, 5:14 pm
HONESTLY PATRICIA Whenever we go out, we are either accosted by freakin' monkeys ... or you lose a damn contact.
bOB cHIN - July 29, 2009, 2:17 pm
Nice pumps...heh,heh,heh
BoneCD - July 29, 2009, 11:17 am
I came to me after my bday festivities last night *honey where did ya go*
CANADA - July 29, 2009, 10:53 am
hahaha LMAO. another 5'er


TO YOU IT'S AN OLD PICTURE IN A TEXTBOOK - but to me it's a nightmare that will live with me for eternity


TAGS: may 16 calendar black white
Rating: 4.62/5

More motifakes by spypengen

dragonrider33 - February 1, 2014, 3:08 pm
Amen, and thank you for your service.
falloutghoul - May 20, 2012, 4:43 pm
Don't tell me someone put it in backwards.


HOTDOGS. -




LIGHTNING -


TAGS: may challenge lightning
Rating: 4.83/5

More motifakes by sickartist

agdaniele - May 15, 2010, 7:53 am
Lightning, and sick, know how to execute a job.


SOME PIERCINGS... - May not be intended to show your individuality but to highlight your stupidity...


TAGS: may not be intended to show your individuality
Rating: 4.33/5

More motifakes by Chef

R.S.Jake - June 3, 2010, 10:49 am
Isn't there ALWAYS booze invoved?
mike34 - June 3, 2010, 9:38 am
You've nailed it. 5l
rerun - June 2, 2010, 7:49 pm

Man, I just get home and log on to this.....I think I need a drink
Chef - June 2, 2010, 6:51 pm
That is probably a VERY interesting story... Burning G. I. Joe, board with nail, 15 year old Jake, was there booze involved?
R.S.Jake - June 2, 2010, 6:49 pm
The hole in my foot was cauterized, so it didn't heal up for almost a year!
Chef - June 2, 2010, 6:46 pm
And that was when G.I. Joe was BIG! That was alot of burning plastic!
R.S.Jake - June 2, 2010, 6:44 pm
I stepped on a nail attached to a board that was holding up a burning G.I.Joe when I was 15...it was the quickest way to put out the fire when my mom came home...the burning plastic was the worst part...
Airman - June 2, 2010, 6:40 pm
saw this and flashed back to stepping on a big nail when I was 12. It came through my tennis shoe, through my foot and stuck out the top about 6 inches. I sat down and grabbed the board and it was out in .4 seconds. The tetanus shot was the worst part.
R.S.Jake - June 2, 2010, 6:35 pm
That makes me hurt just thinking about it.
Chef - June 2, 2010, 6:34 pm
Oh...okay then... At least I didn't use the fencepost-in-the-groin picture!
R.S.Jake - June 2, 2010, 6:32 pm
I think you freaked him out.
Chef - June 2, 2010, 6:31 pm
What does THAT mean?
motifake - June 2, 2010, 6:26 pm

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


BILLY MAYS - It may be of poor taste, but you know you laughed


TAGS: billy mays grave tombstone dead
Rating: 3.21/5

More motifakes by Thack

Joeythearm - January 17, 2011, 5:43 am
I did, cause you know thats what he wanted his grave to say. The man was an attention WHORE.
ICEMAN - February 5, 2010, 9:46 pm
No, I didn't.


ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE GUN - but what happens when you run out of bullets?


TAGS: may 12 calender rude awakenings
Rating: 3/5

More motifakes by spypengen

thebat656 - May 20, 2012, 3:53 pm
pray you don't
hermit57 - May 20, 2012, 1:33 am
You throw the gun at them.
fan4camping - May 12, 2012, 6:00 pm
LOL Priss! I like the way you think.
MissPriss - May 12, 2012, 4:03 pm
You start tripping your friends as you run past them.
Sho - May 12, 2012, 2:59 pm
worst choice of weapon
spypengen - May 12, 2012, 11:57 am
there are only so many bullets during the zombie Apocalypse
fan4camping - May 12, 2012, 9:45 am
ooh ooh! I know. Get more bullets!


SHAMWOW - Buy this product...or I'll kill you like I did Billy Mays!


TAGS: motifake billy mays vince shamwow
Rating: 2.5/5

More motifakes by Surri-Sama

Desolate1 - August 30, 2009, 10:18 pm
This is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever seen. Everyone in motifake is now dumber from seeing it. I award you no Lions, and may God have mercy on your soul.
Desolate1 - August 30, 2009, 10:18 pm
This is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever seen. Everyone in motifake is now dumber from seeing it. I award you no Lions, and may God have mercy on your soul.


EVIL OVERLORD -


TAGS: evil overlord murder mayhem minions magic
Rating: 2.19/5

More motifakes by kay9kabang

Elder God Douchebag - January 21, 2009, 5:02 pm
Of course I enjoy my work.
Khatmonsuk - January 21, 2009, 4:55 pm
The Mighty M's!


DO IT -


TAGS: suicide not for everyone but maybe for you
Rating: 4.73/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

crankyhead - October 11, 2010, 12:48 am
5 unspent rounds =)
5150monkeylove - October 10, 2010, 8:51 pm
Pure evil! I love seeing people play Russian roulette with a semi auto. 5 separate bags (small ones for the pieces)


KENT STATE... NATIONAL GUARD-4, KENT STATE-0 -


TAGS: 4may kentstate nationalguard protest idiotstudents
Rating: 4.25/5

More motifakes by MPsniper

MPsniper - May 4, 2011, 6:20 pm
;-) thanks
alldayfighter - May 4, 2011, 2:35 pm
may the 4th be with you
DSATHeDRiZZLe - May 4, 2011, 1:04 pm
very poor taste...love it! lol


ASH KETCHUM - should be observing MAY instead


TAGS: may ash misty pokemon celebrity sports mma cats videogames tv
Rating: 2.34/5

More motifakes by Alexiel

Woodywood03a - August 9, 2009, 5:55 pm
Ash's Moms's name is Delia. It is crazy but true. they have said it on the shows once or twice.
Merlin The Sick - November 30, 2008, 9:33 am
Just gives us new characters to Rule 34. Like Nurse Joy. Or Misty, or May, or Dawn, or Officer Jenny, or Ash's mom, or...What?
master1221 - November 4, 2008, 3:07 pm
its kinda sad how we know so much about pokemon lol
CraigR - October 26, 2008, 8:59 pm
or up dawn's skirt. GIGGITY GIGGITY GOO
thehattinninja - August 27, 2008, 11:57 pm
this ninja would rather stealth his way into officer jenny's pants. oh yeah! ^-^
A dude of some sort - July 31, 2008, 7:38 pm
Agreed


Happy Empire Day -




ANCHORAGE -


TAGS: the ground may crack
Rating: 4.59/5

More motifakes by CaptainBaked

forseti - May 26, 2011, 8:39 am
in geen geval!!
justme - May 26, 2011, 1:58 am
back in 1690 my ancestors came from over germany to the netherlands... german enough?
forseti - May 25, 2011, 4:14 pm
Only Germans are allowed to be grammar nazis! So: HALT! :P
justme - May 25, 2011, 1:35 pm
if you are going to be a grammar nazi. lets take a look at you comment. 5th frtom the left couldn;t has to be couldn't fothe has to be for the
CaptainBaked - May 25, 2011, 9:51 am
Ok mr verbally observant.. ill write that down and be sure to consult my dictionary next time
house - May 25, 2011, 2:40 am
5 from left managed to sewt the timer for 1st photo but couldn;t do it fothe 2nd one - she's behind the camera. Oh and just to be a grammar Nazi - its devAstation
justme - May 24, 2011, 12:22 pm
the fat chick has eaten her XD
forseti - May 24, 2011, 3:27 am
much more interesting: where the heck is 5 from left?!?
justme - May 23, 2011, 1:57 pm
whahaha lol, 5l's


DON'T -


TAGS: mayan apocalypse
Rating: 4.45/5

More motifakes by crankyhead

Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 16, 2012, 4:32 pm
You guys are all missing a great opportunity. Go tell your wives that she should do that thing you've always asked for because the world will end in 6 days and you'll never get another chance.


BREAK IT DOWN -




FOLLOW YOUR DREAMS -


TAGS: well not all of them maybe
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by sickartist

agdaniele - January 6, 2010, 7:10 pm
I'd like to take a moment out of my moderating to remind strippers that this does not apply to them. Nor, to my waitress at Cuba Cafe.


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A STORM IN A GLASS OF WATER -


TAGS: who knows maybe it s all just that
Rating: 3.52/5

More motifakes by culos

phydeaux - January 14, 2010, 12:18 am
A tempest in a teacup? Almost...but 5/5
Derek - January 13, 2010, 4:17 pm
...a storm in a spirit glass?
GreyScorpion - January 13, 2010, 1:18 pm
I like this...."5, and make that with rocks, please"


MAYAN CALENDAR -


TAGS: mayan calendar palin doom is coming
Rating: 3.46/5

More motifakes by ronsart

Lurch - July 22, 2010, 1:34 am
aaaah! It all makes sense now!
Bartimaeus - September 22, 2009, 9:23 pm
wolves*
Bartimaeus - September 22, 2009, 9:22 pm
Will I get to shoot eolves from a helicopter? If so, she's got my vote.
ILB - September 22, 2009, 9:09 pm
Agreed :)
Wolfie - April 8, 2009, 3:46 pm
Preparing end of world celebrations, let's go out with a bang
agdaniele - February 8, 2009, 1:03 pm
Excellent.


IN MEMORY OF - The whales that died for the makeup: Maybe she's born with it... maybe it's Free Willy


TAGS: memorials maybelline makeup
Rating: 2.27/5

More motifakes by Player_Meyer

Player_Meyer - September 11, 2009, 7:41 am
I still think of them everyday
Warp - September 11, 2009, 6:27 am
I think you are a number of decades late there mate.


YOU RETARDS - it's spelled "Timmay" timmay timmay timmay...


TAGS: timmay
Rating: 2.18/5

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HESITATION -


TAGS: hesitate and lose maybe iceman
Rating: 4.68/5

More motifakes by ICEMAN

Feasibly - April 2, 2011, 1:40 am
Exactly! This poster seemed to be speaking to me...felt the need to say something.
ICEMAN - April 2, 2011, 1:18 am
Al's what?
Feasibly - April 2, 2011, 1:03 am
Showing symptoms of Alzheimer's? 5


CANADIANS - Now that they got their gold They can go back to their normal routines.


TAGS: mayo on everything
Rating: 3.5/5

More motifakes by Bovee

LogicDude - March 3, 2010, 3:48 pm
"South of the Border"...are you from the same village that Aggy is from?
Bovee - March 3, 2010, 10:02 am
its just a joke guys. i work just south of the boarder in ND and main resturant in town is canadian themed and they put mayo on everything, and i mean everything.
thatonechick - March 3, 2010, 8:19 am
And here I am, thinking your entire country suffers from pica. :P
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 3, 2010, 8:13 am
Food related Canadian stereotypes never seem to make sense....I buy my milk in a carton, I rarely eat mayo, I haven't had Kraft dinner for years....
TheTrashHeap - March 2, 2010, 9:31 pm
Bovee seriously WTF? I can laugh at my own country...but how is this even meant to be funny?
CANADA - March 2, 2010, 9:24 pm
WTF?


MAYAN'S -


TAGS: mayan s future predict
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Ism

akoldman - April 2, 2013, 3:20 am
You say Mayans but the item you are showing is Aztec.
maoworks2 - December 21, 2012, 12:53 pm
Look Under Your Bed !
EmilioDumphque - December 21, 2012, 11:43 am
There are.


BREAKING NEWS -




THE DAY AFTER -




FATHER/SON BONDING - now leaving the flatulence stage


TAGS: may be the last step
Rating: 4.63/5

More motifakes by Airman

Sean - April 27, 2010, 9:06 pm
Folk psychology at its finest. Truly insightful. 5 feline (a.k.a. lionine) fluffles for thee.


SUCCESS. - Is all about perception..... (And imagination).


TAGS: i may be lying in the gutter but i m looking up at the stars
Rating: 4.44/5

More motifakes by TheTrashHeap

jibarocampesino - July 29, 2010, 4:19 pm
Brilliant
BoneCD - February 22, 2010, 9:01 pm
Excellent. 5 hanging Poodles
Treehodger - February 22, 2010, 11:14 am
Seems I do more of one then the other. Wonder which one it is, haha!
Jmac0585 - February 22, 2010, 10:13 am
Definition of a motifake
rerun - February 21, 2010, 6:39 pm

so are dreams. 5L


LOOKS ARE DECEPTIVE... -




PEEP SHOW - Done Phydeaux's Way Eventually the police are involved and it gets ugly. OK...uglier.


TAGS: expose yourself to your friends they might like it you may meet a new friend named bubba
Rating: 4.4/5

More motifakes by phydeaux

phydeaux - April 4, 2010, 10:28 pm
yeah, I screwed that up...
Produceman117 - April 4, 2010, 6:30 pm
I know. I get it. I was just being stupid. You're thinking of "Goodbye Horses" though...
phydeaux - April 4, 2010, 6:17 pm
wrong song repro man...think clerks 2...
Produceman117 - April 4, 2010, 6:02 pm
...couldn't drag me away
phydeaux - April 4, 2010, 5:20 pm
wiiiiiiild hooooorses.....
agdaniele - April 4, 2010, 1:00 pm
Why is it tucked, phy? Why?


MAY THE FOURTH -


TAGS: may 4th
Rating: 4.31/5

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KABOOM! - You probably should have bought some


TAGS: billy mays kaboom gun
Rating: 3.04/5

More motifakes by mattb

LD0ne - December 21, 2009, 2:33 pm
na the capital of afghanastan is OHCRAPWESCREWEDUPBIGTIME
bOB cHIN - July 21, 2009, 5:06 pm
Billy Mays here with the revolutionary windshield shotgun. Got a nick, shoot it, got a crack, shoot it. Guy coulda sold $hit to a commodities trader in Chicago and told him it was gold.
Culos - March 31, 2009, 3:28 am
Kaboom? Isn't that the capital of Afghanistan?


HEROES QUOTES UNKNOWN -


TAGS: memorial may calendar
Rating: 4.88/5

More motifakes by dy2012

maoworks2 - May 30, 2012, 8:14 am
Heavy Stuff.
dy2012 - May 30, 2012, 3:42 am
thanks
dy2012 - May 30, 2012, 3:41 am
thanks rerun..
spacedog - May 29, 2012, 9:30 pm
Wow. Demotivational and moving. 5L
rerun - May 29, 2012, 7:41 pm

excellent poster. very deep


HAPPY NEW YEAR GUYS -


TAGS: happy new year maybe mariand
Rating: 4.87/5

More motifakes by mariand

Sho - December 31, 2011, 12:39 pm
Happy New Year with lots of good posters and quack
Sho - December 31, 2011, 12:38 pm
LOL
Verdeckt - December 31, 2011, 10:08 am
Happy New Year...
gas - December 30, 2011, 11:34 pm
happy new year to you too mariand ^^
maoworks2 - December 30, 2011, 6:48 pm
Happy New Year, Maoworks2 .
CloudchaserS - December 30, 2011, 11:22 am
5L because I'm happy that you liked my shit eating grin avatar enough to include it *tailwags*
mariand - December 30, 2011, 8:39 am
hahaha...that wasn't intentionally
Feasibly - December 30, 2011, 7:46 am
Duck Sho! There's an axe coming up behind you!


I FEEL SO ASHAMED -


TAGS: maybe violated or haunted but ashamed how dramatic
Rating: 4.69/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 22, 2010, 7:19 pm
and I really want too.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 22, 2010, 7:18 pm
I can't comment on Bones newest poster...wtf?


CULLING THE HERD -


TAGS: end of the world may 21 2011 cull stupid
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

THEBRAT - June 28, 2011, 5:05 pm
Good one...lol
steph1 - May 18, 2011, 10:19 am
...they might miss the "final" spectacle


CASH -


TAGS: may challenge loyalty
Rating: 4.65/5

More motifakes by sickartist

MO - May 24, 2010, 12:18 pm
And in your part time job you work for L's......so here's 5 of 'em!!


WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE -




BUT I COULD BE WRONG -




GOLDEN YEARS -


TAGS: may challenge alzheimers i can t remember caca
Rating: 4.52/5

More motifakes by sickartist

agdaniele - May 1, 2010, 12:59 pm
I can't wait for these years... that's when the fun will really start... even if I can't recognize the humor in it. 5L
pieman - May 1, 2010, 11:09 am
I give the higest rating for ... what is this site again?


WHO'S KIDDING WHO? -


TAGS: may challenge cougars
Rating: 4.25/5

More motifakes by sickartist

ICEMAN - May 29, 2010, 11:35 am
You're a lucky guy Sick.


FEELINGS -


TAGS: gay guys kissing and the cops that may not want to protect them
Rating: 3.75/5

More motifakes by Jmac0585

Jmac0585 - March 30, 2010, 9:48 am
I just appreciate that the satire in this was appreciated.


EVEN IN A COMBAT ZONE - Timmies exist. The one that did this was shot as he ran away. Just doing my part...




FIRST THERE WAS -


TAGS: may i offer the clit sit for your viewing enjoyment
Rating: 3.14/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

CANADA - August 5, 2009, 9:12 am
ROTF LMAO!


TRAINING -


TAGS: maybe its just my colleagues
Rating: 2.9/5

More motifakes by Haarakkon

BoneCD - October 22, 2009, 2:14 pm
Been there, done that!!!


GAINAX JIGGLE - The creation of the "anime bounce" begins here!




CINCO DE MAYO - the standard for high class restaurant in Mexico


TAGS: cinco de mayo
Rating: 2.25/5

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YOU DA MAN -




SPIDER MONKEY - He came at me like a "Spider Monkey" A SPIDER MONKEY!!




SIGN OF THE TIMES -


TAGS: freaking poor conviction rate maybe the evidence was mishandled
Rating: 4.81/5

More motifakes by Haarakkon

agdaniele - November 9, 2010, 8:55 pm
It was replaced by the scale and duck method.
fred - November 9, 2010, 5:39 pm
This looks pretty modern. What happened to the good old trial by water/fire/witch pin?


IF THE MAYANS ARE SO SMART... - ... Why are Cortez's descendants running the coke cartels?


TAGS: mayan cortez doomssday
Rating: 4.73/5

More motifakes by Swampfox

falloutghoul - December 3, 2012, 8:45 am
Even the Mayans are saying that the world won't end on Dec. 21st.


AIRMAN -


TAGS: assignment calender may airman hammy
Rating: 4.63/5

More motifakes by Hawamleh

M0rd3kaI - March 14, 2012, 10:56 am
XD hahaha, nice one Hammy XD 5L
Hawamleh - May 26, 2011, 2:50 am
hah
the1stCOMMI3 - May 26, 2011, 12:02 am
Dear god! I opened it! Too many 5L's!!!
Greeny - May 25, 2011, 11:22 pm
fn awe5ome!
champ99 - May 25, 2011, 7:56 pm
5lolz Hammy ;)
Hawamleh - May 25, 2011, 7:32 pm
I did it for the love really :D
Airman - May 25, 2011, 6:57 pm
thx hammy. I was wondering why there were all of these Airman posters today.. then looked at the May assignment calender.. duh!


KNOW WHERE YOU’RE GOING IN LIFE -


TAGS: know where you re going in life you may already be there
Rating: 4.6/5

More motifakes by TheWiceMan

redhdsrbst - June 16, 2010, 8:06 pm
LoL'd and then 5L'd .. very nice
erock - June 16, 2010, 1:23 pm
good one wiceman
lesterinside - March 5, 2010, 9:09 pm
It won't let me.
agdaniele - March 5, 2010, 9:09 pm
lester the merciful!
lesterinside - March 5, 2010, 9:08 pm
You deserve the spot. Another 5L. I hope i wont get banned for 5Ling you. just felt like we need some sensible stuff up there.
lesterinside - March 5, 2010, 9:08 pm
You deserve the spot. Another 5L. I hope i wont get banned for 5Ling you. just felt like we need some sensible stuff up there.
rerun - March 4, 2010, 8:51 pm

excellent
lesterinside - March 4, 2010, 8:45 pm
And then.... I give you 5L
TheWiceMan - March 4, 2010, 4:36 pm
Just wanna say thanks to the people that voted on this :) My first time on top 5, wooo ^^
Derek - March 4, 2010, 3:29 pm
Philosophy; worth more than any MBA. 5L4U!
R.S.Jake - March 4, 2010, 1:23 pm
God! I want to that right now!


TROPHY -


TAGS: the hunters may hunt
Rating: 4.48/5

More motifakes by rerun

Cubbybear - August 19, 2010, 11:01 pm
feel
Cubbybear - August 19, 2010, 11:01 pm
I just gave it a 5...why do I fell Dateline will be knocking soon?


OBSCENITY -




I DON'T KNOW -


TAGS: may challenge giant robots
Rating: 4.46/5

More motifakes by sickartist

Derek - May 14, 2010, 8:39 am
They're called "corporations"


BOREDOM - natures way of telling you to go do something else


TAGS: boredom may calender 10th 10
Rating: 4.25/5

More motifakes by spypengen

thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 6, 2012, 3:07 pm
5o true. However, it all depends on the laziness and/or inventiveness of the bored person to try and do something different.


ROCK STARS - "I hear their instruments aren't plastic, and they even make music. Hell! I heard them do it!" But...but...I got the high score...


TAGS: musicians play video games maybe but gamers are not rock stars probably
Rating: 4.23/5

More motifakes by Bartimaeus

Hawamleh - June 28, 2010, 8:06 pm
Dj Hero Has as much DJing as Guitar hero has guitar playing , the only thing close to the real thing is the drums.
Bartimaeus - February 14, 2010, 1:50 pm
lol Actually, I'm not sure how I feel about DJ Hero, yet. I heard they incorporated some fighter elements. The real problem will be the delusions of the players. If GH made everyone think they're rock stars, what will DJ do?
agdaniele - February 14, 2010, 1:01 pm
Yes! And now there's DJ hero?


INVISIBILITY -


TAGS: hey it may be just me
Rating: 4.11/5

More motifakes by Cubbybear

rnbw00 - May 3, 2011, 5:49 pm
More than a mouthful is wasted. Less is more. I prefer the black, too.
TheTrashHeap - June 24, 2010, 10:17 pm
I see three counts of statutory and one pre-inflated life raft.
frixxxx - June 24, 2010, 8:39 pm
I love that black string bikini, and when she makes sammiches, she gives me her's too!
forseti - June 23, 2010, 4:54 pm
hell yeah. and i like her red bikini!


ONE STEP TOO FAR -


TAGS: one to three maybe but number four maybe when the internet has died but not before
Rating: 4.07/5

More motifakes by culos

spacedog - November 23, 2009, 10:46 am
Funny stuff culos. 5Ls. You don't even notice his right hand till panel #4. LOL


CREATION -


TAGS: hong kong maybe
Rating: 4.05/5

More motifakes by Haarakkon

stormXIII - July 1, 2011, 7:33 pm
in fact they have learned a lot thanks to occidental plants installed in their country - just like japan copied occ. technology before innovating at their turn
agdaniele - December 4, 2010, 1:42 pm
Pervin' it up today, ciejai?
agdaniele - December 4, 2010, 1:29 pm
Pure genius.


HALL OF LAME - For there is nothing quite as lame as Gold Lame




ONE NIGHT STAND -


TAGS: may i use your bathroom cubby
Rating: 3.75/5

More motifakes by Cubbybear

Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 10, 2010, 9:10 am
Why ask me?...I've never met your sister.
GreyScorpion - July 10, 2010, 8:44 am
don't cha just hate it when that happens, huh mooo+? 5L


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